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Table Bell Show Me Your Tits by Ozze Creations

Table Bell Show Me Your Tits by Ozze Creations

$14.99
$14.99

Ozze Creations table bell with bold adult humor inscription. Functional service bell with sturdy base and crisp, attention-grabbing ring for parties.

Key Features:

Functional service bell mechanism with provocative adult humor inscription

Precision-engineered construction delivers crisp attention-grabbing sound consistently

Bold clear message reads perfectly from across crowded rooms

Weighted stable base prevents tipping during enthusiastic party ringing

Instant conversation starter that breaks ice at adult gatherings

Vendor: Ozze Creations
SKU: NEW-194-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-69854
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Product Description  

The Table Bell Show Me Your Tits by Ozze Creations is a novelty service bell featuring provocative adult humour and a crisp, attention-grabbing ring mechanism. It works as a conversation starter and entertainment centrepiece at adult gatherings, parties and man caves. Built for function and humour in equal measure.

The essentials
  • Type: Novelty service bell with bold adult-oriented inscription and functional bell mechanism.
  • Sound: Clear, resonant ring that cuts through party noise and demands attention.
  • Base: Sturdy, weighted design prevents tipping during enthusiastic use.
  • Size: Compact tabletop format, portable and easy to store.
  • Use: Ideal for adult parties, bachelor events, gatherings and entertaining spaces.
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What it is

The Table Bell Show Me Your Tits by Ozze Creations combines traditional service bell mechanics with cheeky adult humour to create a functional party accessory. The bell features a bold, visible inscription that reads clearly from across a room and a precision-engineered striker mechanism that delivers a crisp, unmistakable sound. Unlike standard cock rings or other intimate items, this is purely a conversation-starting novelty piece designed for social settings and group entertainment.

What sets it apart is the balance between genuine function and entertainment benefit. The sturdy base keeps it stable during repeated use, and the clear ring cuts through party chatter reliably. The inscription is bold enough to spark immediate reactions without veering into offensive territory—it lands as playful rather than crude, which is why it works repeatedly at gatherings.

Key features

  • Precision bell mechanism: Engineered to deliver a crisp, clear ring that demands attention and cuts through noise effectively.
  • Weighted stable base: Sturdy construction prevents the bell from tipping during enthusiastic ringing or party chaos.
  • Bold visible inscription: Provocative message displays clearly and pops visually from across the room.
  • Durable construction: Built to withstand countless rings and repeated use at social gatherings without degradation.
  • Compact tabletop size: Portable enough to move between venues, yet substantial enough to feel like quality.

Technical specifications

  • Brand: Ozze Creations.
  • Primary feature: Bold, provocative inscription paired with fully functional bell mechanism.
  • Sound profile: Clear, resonant ring that carries across party spaces without requiring excessive force.
  • Base construction: Weighted design for stability; prevents movement during use.
  • Dimensions: Compact tabletop format suitable for desks, bars and entertainment spaces.
  • Materials: Quality construction throughout for durability and repeated use.

Fit, wear and removal

Using the Table Bell Show Me Your Tits is straightforward—simply press or tap the top mechanism to ring it. The bell works best when placed on a stable, flat surface where guests can easily access it. Ring it once to get attention, or multiple times to build anticipation and laughter. The weighted base means it stays put even when someone rings it enthusiastically, so placement is hassle-free at the start of your gathering.

Unlike silicone cock rings or other personal items, there is no fitting or adjustment required—simply position it on your table or bar and it is ready to work. After use, store it in a safe place where it will not get damaged. Clean it with a dry cloth if needed to keep the inscription and bell mechanism looking sharp.

Is it right for you?

This bell shines if you host gatherings and want an icebreaker that works reliably, or if you explore options like Dual Cock Rings and other adult entertainment items.

Great if you…
  • Host adult parties, bachelor events or group gatherings regularly.
  • Enjoy provocative humour that lands as playful rather than offensive.
  • Want a conversation starter that works every single time without fail.
  • Appreciate quality novelty items that function reliably and deliver entertainment benefit.
Maybe not if you…
  • Prefer subtle humour or decoration over bold, cheeky messaging.
  • Are hosting formal or professional events where this tone would not fit.
  • Want something purely decorative—this item is made to be used and rung repeatedly.
Keep the bell on a stable surface away from children and ensure the mechanism is not forced or struck excessively, as this can damage the bell or create a safety hazard. Safety first. A constriction ring is not suitable if you have circulation problems, diabetes, a bleeding disorder or reduced sensation; never wear one for longer than the manufacturer states, and remove it immediately if it will not come off easily. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice; it does not account for your individual circumstances. Stop use and seek medical advice if you experience pain, numbness, swelling, discolouration, bleeding or persistent irritation.

Care and storage

Store the Table Bell Show Me Your Tits in a dry location where it will not be knocked over or damaged. Wipe the bell and base periodically with a soft, dry cloth to keep the inscription and mechanism looking sharp. Avoid exposing it to extreme heat, moisture or direct sunlight for extended periods, as this can affect the finish. The bell requires no maintenance beyond basic care—simply keep it clean and store it safely between uses.

Read more on this

Understanding how novelty items improve entertaining is useful for anyone who hosts regularly. Explore deeper insights into entertaining accessories and how they shape memorable gatherings by reading our guide to Magnetic Cock Rings, which offers context on how different items serve different purposes in adult entertainment settings.

What to expect

by Andrew

First-timers often underestimate how much a single novelty item can shift the entire tone of a gathering. The moment you ring this bell for the first time, reactions flow immediately—laughter, double-takes, and conversation. People who walk in mid-party will ask about it, which means it keeps working as an icebreaker throughout the entire event, not just at the start.

The bell's sound is genuinely crisp and attention-grabbing, which is why the humour lands so well. People actually hear it across a crowded room, so the timing and impact feel deliberate rather than lost. Most hosts find themselves ringing it more frequently than expected because reactions encourage repeated use.

Durability is solid—the mechanism and base hold up well to repeated ringing and the physical environment of parties. The inscription remains clear and visible even after dozens of uses. Guests tend to treat it carefully once they realise it is functional, so accidental damage is uncommon in typical social settings.

The main variable is the audience. In groups that appreciate cheeky adult humour, this bell becomes the highlight. In more conservative settings, it may feel out of place. Knowing your crowd before introducing it means you get the reaction you are hoping for.

How it compares

Style Sound quality Entertainment benefit Best for
Table Bell Show Me Your Tits Clear, crisp ring that cuts through noise High—generates immediate reactions and sustained conversation Adult parties, bachelor events, entertainment-focused gatherings
Standard service bell Functional ring, varies by quality None—purely utilitarian Professional settings, restaurants, hotels
Generic novelty bells Often muffled or weak Low—mild humour that rarely sustains interest Casual gifts, office desks, collectors

The final word

Shop the Table Bell Show Me Your Tits by Ozze Creations if you want a reliable conversation starter that actually delivers entertainment at adult gatherings. Order it from Malechastity.com.au with discreet Australia-wide delivery. This bell earns its place at parties, bachelor events and entertaining spaces where cheeky humour lands well and genuine laughter matters. Get yours today and turn your next gathering into one everyone remembers. Service That Keeps Customers Coming Back.

Shipping Information & Policy  

Malechastity.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Refund & Returns Policy  

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, Maleshastity.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits and what type of novelty item is it?
A provocative conversation-starter from Ozze Creations, this functional desk bell combines classic service bell mechanics with bold adult humor. The precision-engineered mechanism delivers crisp, attention-grabbing sound while displaying a cheeky message that instantly breaks ice at parties and generates memorable laughs.
Which reactions does the Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits typically create when rung at gatherings?
Clear sound cuts through party chatter while the provocative inscription immediately draws attention and sparks laughter. Guests gather around sharing stories and jokes, with shy people suddenly becoming comedians trying to one-up the bell's humor, creating comfortable atmospheres for genuine connection.
Are the sound quality and construction of the Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits built for repeated party use?
Durable construction handles countless rings and chaotic party situations without compromising performance. The weighted stable base prevents tipping during enthusiastic use, while the precision bell mechanism maintains crisp, clear sound that demands attention across crowded rooms throughout extended gatherings.
Should couples exploring power exchange consider the Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits for adult entertainment spaces?
Party hosts who love entertaining find this bell creates instant conversation and connection among guests. Gift buyers shopping for bachelor parties, milestone birthdays, or friends who appreciate cheeky humor discover it transforms ordinary gatherings into memorable events through shared laughter.
Which Australian store stocks the Table Bell - Show Me Your Tits with discrete shipping options?
MaleChastity.com.au delivers this conversation starter Australia-wide with discrete packaging, ensuring your party prop arrives ready for action. Their adult entertainment collection includes various novelty items alongside this bell, making it easy to stock up for unforgettable gatherings and events.

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