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Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad by Little Genie

$19.99
$19.99

100-page sticky notepad with bold middle finger design. Functional stationery that brings humour to office reminders and messages.

Key Features:

Bold middle finger design transforms boring notes into comedy

Quality adhesive backing keeps messages exactly where placed

100 pages provide months of workplace humour potential

Standard sticky note size fits monitors and desks perfectly

Conversation starter that brightens any boring office environment

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-9259
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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The Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad is a 100-page sticky notepad featuring a hilarious middle finger design. This cheeky stationery item combines bold humour with practical functionality, making it perfect for leaving witty notes at work or home. It's guaranteed to get laughs and start conversations wherever you stick it.

Little Genie Notepad Specifications

  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Pages: 100 pages
  • Design: FU Middle Finger with bold printing
  • Key Feature: Hilarious sticky notes that make people laugh
  • Ideal For: Office humour, funny notes, desk décor with attitude

Why Choose the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad

  1. Pure Comedy: The middle finger design instantly grabs attention and gets genuine laughs from colleagues and mates. It's the kind of thing that brightens a boring day at work.
  2. Functional Humour: You're not sacrificing practicality for the laugh. These are proper sticky notes that work great for reminders, messages, and to-do lists while bringing the entertainment.
  3. Conversation Starter: Stick one on your desk or send it with a mate and watch people react. It becomes the highlight of someone's day at the water cooler.

How the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad Works

Simple but brilliant: you've got 100 pages of sticky notes, each featuring that iconic middle finger design that says everything you're thinking. Jot down reminders, leave sarcastic notes for your boss, stick them on your monitor, or hand them out to mates who deserve a laugh. The adhesive actually sticks properly, so your messages stay put. If you want to explore other ways to lighten the mood, check out our collection of finger vibrators for more finger-based fun.

What makes this different from standard notepads is the attitude. Most sticky notes are boring corporate beige. The Little Genie Pad brings personality, sarcasm, and genuine humour to something you use every single day. It transforms a mundane office supply into an actual character statement about who you are.

Little Genie Notepad Features

  • 100 Full Pages: Enough sticky notes to last you months of cheeky messaging and reminders without running out.
  • Bold Middle Finger Design: High-quality printing that looks sharp and makes the statement crystal clear.
  • Proper Adhesive: These aren't those rubbish sticky notes that fall off after five minutes. They actually stay where you put them.
  • Perfect Size: Standard sticky note dimensions that fit perfectly on monitors, fridges, or anywhere else you need a laugh.

Notepad Style Comparison

Notepad Type Best For What Makes It Different
Little Genie Fucks I Have To Give! Guys with attitude and a sense of humour Unapologetic middle finger design that actually makes people laugh instead of cringe
Standard Corporate Sticky Notes Boring office environments Practical but personality-free. Nothing memorable about them whatsoever
Minimalist Notepads People who want everything subtle Classy and understated, but they won't get a reaction from anyone

Who the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad Is For

Blokes with attitude: If you're the type who says what you think and doesn't care who hears it, this notepad is made for you. Guys looking for something that actually reflects your personality at work will love having this on their desk. Those who want waterproof vibrators for durability will appreciate the durability of quality products that match their standards.

Office comedians: You're the one everyone turns to for a laugh. The Little Genie Pad gives you the perfect tool to deliver humour on sticky notes. Leave them on desks, fridges, or anywhere that needs a joke.

Why the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad Delivers

Because sometimes you need to say exactly what you're thinking, and a funny sticky note does that better than anything else. This notepad is honest, brash, and doesn't apologise for being crude. It's the kind of thing that makes your desk actually interesting instead of looking like everyone else's. When your mates see it, they get it immediately. No explanation needed.

From the Community

Real experience:

I stuck one of these on my monitor at work and my entire team lost it. The boss walked past, saw it, and actually laughed instead of telling me off. Now I've got mates asking me to order them notepads too because they want the same reaction at their workplaces.

What gets me is how good it feels to have something at your desk that actually makes you smile when you look at it. Every time I grab one to write a reminder, that middle finger just says what I'm thinking. It's become my favourite part of my workspace.

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The Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad is part of our wider range of novelty items and humorous desk accessories. Discover more options in the finger vibrators to find exactly what you are looking for.

Get the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad

Order your notepads today and start brightening your workspace with attitude. Discrete shipping Australia-wide means no awkward questions about what's arriving at your door. Stock up before your mates start demanding their own.

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If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

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International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad and what type of office accessory is it?
A hilarious 100-page sticky notepad, the Little Genie Pad features a bold middle finger design that transforms boring office supplies into comedy gold. Each page delivers attitude with proper adhesive functionality for workplace humour.
Does the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad actually stick properly to surfaces?
Proper adhesive backing ensures these cheeky notes stay exactly where you put them, unlike cheap sticky notes that fall off after minutes. The quality construction means your sarcastic messages remain visible until you want them gone.
Why would someone choose the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad over regular sticky notes?
Bold middle finger graphics instantly grab attention and generate genuine laughs from colleagues, transforming mundane reminders into conversation starters. Standard corporate notes lack personality while this notepad makes your desk memorable and entertaining.
Will experienced keyholders appreciate the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad for office entertainment?
Office comedians who enjoy making colleagues laugh will find this perfect for delivering workplace humour. Blokes with attitude who want desk accessories reflecting their personality appreciate the unapologetic design that sparks daily conversations.
Has MaleChastity.com.au got the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad available for discrete delivery?
Australian buyers can order directly with discrete shipping nationwide, ensuring no awkward questions about deliveries. Stock up easily before mates start demanding their own after seeing the hilarious reactions it generates.

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