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Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws
Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws

Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws

$19.99
$19.99

Penis-shaped novelty straws set of 8. Food-grade plastic with vibrant printing for hen's parties and adult gatherings.

Key Features:

Eight realistic penis-shaped straws guarantee party laughs instantly

Food-grade plastic construction safe for drinking and partying

Vibrant non-toxic printing maintains detail throughout extended use

Flexible design bends easily without breaking in glasses

Complete set means everyone joins the fun together

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-419-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-70259
Availability: In stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
Please hurry! Only 2 left in stock
Product Description  

Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws are novelty drinking straws shaped like a penis, made from food-grade plastic in a set of eight. Each straw measures 8 inches and features vibrant, non-toxic printing. They're made to add humour and conversation to adult gatherings, especially hen's parties and club nights.

The essentials
  • Type: Novelty penis-shaped drinking straws for adult parties and gatherings
  • Material: Food-grade plastic with vibrant, non-toxic printing throughout
  • Size: 8 inches per straw, flexible design that bends without snapping
  • Quantity: Set of 8 individual straws, one for each guest
  • Use: Drop into cold beverages at hen's parties, birthday celebrations, adult social events
  • Care: Hand wash after use; store in the included box for transport and protection
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What it is

Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws from Little Genie are a novelty drinking accessory shaped like a realistic penis. Each straw in the set of eight is constructed from food-grade plastic, meaning it's safe to use with any beverage. The vibrant printing is non-toxic and durable, made to withstand repeated use throughout an evening without fading or discolouring. Unlike basic cock rings and other adult novelties that require careful handling, these straws are casual party items meant for fun and laughter.

What sets them apart from basic novelty straws is the attention to realistic detail in the design and the quality of the plastic construction. They bend and flex without breaking, which matters when you're using them repeatedly in cocktails and mixed drinks. The set comes in packaging designed for easy transport to your venue, making them practical for any adult gathering.

The features that matter

  • Realistic penis design: Detailed shaping and vibrant printing create an eye-catching conversation starter that gets genuine laughs from guests
  • Food-grade plastic: Safe for all beverages, non-toxic inks won't leach into drinks or cause irritation
  • Flexible construction: Bends easily in any glass or cup without snapping, holding up to all-night use at parties
  • Set of eight: Enough straws so every guest can have one without sharing, and no one misses out on the fun
  • Compact storage: Comes in a box designed for discreet transport to your venue and storage at home

Specifications

  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Material: Food-grade plastic with vibrant, non-toxic printing
  • Length: 8 inches per straw
  • Quantity: Set of 8 individual straws
  • Flexibility: Flexible design that bends without cracking or breaking during use
  • Packaging: Storage box included for transport and protection between parties
  • Closure: Open-ended design fits any standard glass or cup
  • Weight: Lightweight plastic construction, easy to carry

How to fit and wear a cock ring

These straws don't require fitting in the way a traditional ring does—simply drop one into any cold beverage and position it however you like. The flexible plastic allows you to angle the straw at any position without it snapping or losing shape. You can rest it against the rim of the glass or submerge it fully depending on your preference and how you want to present it to other guests.

Throughout the evening, the straw stays flexible and usable. Unlike Dual Cock Rings that require careful adjustment and removal, these are completely casual—use one straw per drink, and move to the next when you pour a fresh beverage. Hand wash after the party and store in the included box for your next adult gathering.

Is this the one for you?

These straws work best for group gatherings where laughter and novelty are the goal, especially hen's parties and adult celebrations.

Great if you…
  • Want an instant ice-breaker that gets everyone laughing without awkwardness
  • Are planning a hen's party or adult birthday celebration where humour sets the tone
  • Prefer a novelty item that's silly but not offensive or over the top
  • Need something straightforward to hand out to multiple guests at once
Maybe not if you…
  • Are hosting a formal or conservative gathering where novelty items feel out of place
  • Prefer subtle humour over obvious, statement-making jokes
  • Want something that serves a purpose beyond entertainment and novelty
Ensure all straws are thoroughly washed before first use and after each party, and inspect them for cracks or damage before giving them to guests. Safety first. A constriction ring is not suitable if you have circulation problems, diabetes, a bleeding disorder or reduced sensation; never wear one for longer than the manufacturer states, and remove it immediately if it will not come off easily. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice; it does not account for your individual circumstances. Stop use and seek medical advice if you experience pain, numbness, swelling, discolouration, bleeding or persistent irritation.

Care and storage

Hand wash each straw with warm soapy water immediately after your party to prevent staining or residue buildup. Dry thoroughly before storing in the included box, which keeps them clean and protected between uses. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight, which can fade the vibrant printing over time. With proper care, these straws will remain in excellent condition for multiple parties and gatherings.

Dig deeper

Novelty straws are just one way to add humour and personality to adult gatherings. Understanding what works for your crowd and the tone you want to set makes planning easier. For more insights into selecting entertainment items for different party types, read our guide on Cock Rings.

What to expect

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When you first open the set, you'll notice the printing is vibrant and detailed. The plastic feels sturdy without being rigid—this flexibility is intentional and means the straws will bend in your glass without snapping. Most people are pleasantly surprised by the build quality, as they expect basic, flimsy novelty items.

First use at a party typically draws immediate laughter and photo opportunities. Guests will want to pose with them and share images on social media. The straws hold up well throughout an evening of repeated use in various drinks, and the printing doesn't fade or transfer into beverages even with prolonged contact.

Cleaning is straightforward—warm water and dish soap remove any residue or staining. The plastic doesn't retain odours or discolouration when cared for properly. Storage in the included box keeps them protected and makes transport to future parties simple.

These work well for groups of 8–16 people where novelty and shared laughter matter. They're less suitable if your crowd finds obvious jokes uncomfortable or if the gathering has a formal tone. Most people who buy them use the full set at a single event rather than keeping them for long-term use.

How it compares

Item Material Best for Durability Reusability
Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Food-grade plastic Novelty, one-off parties, hen's nights Good; holds up to all-night use Washable; lasts multiple events
Basic plastic novelty straws Standard plastic simple novelty occasions Low; often snap or crack easily Single-use; frequently discarded
Glass penis-shaped straws Borosilicate glass Reusable eco-conscious parties Excellent; virtually indestructible Highly reusable with careful handling
Stretchy cock rings Silicone or elastomer Personal use, intimate wear Very good with proper care Long-term reusable; not party novelties

The final word

Check out Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws when you want to add genuine laughs and memorable moments to your next adult gathering. These eight food-grade plastic straws deliver the novelty and quality that make hen's parties and celebrations more fun. Order them from Malechastity.com.au with discreet Australia-wide delivery, and set the tone for an evening your guests will remember. An Established Australian Adult Retailer.

Shipping Information & Policy  

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Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

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You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

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If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

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Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 and what type of party accessory is it?
Food-grade plastic drinking straws shaped like realistic penises, the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws add cheeky humor to adult gatherings. Each 8-inch straw features vibrant, non-toxic printing that creates instant conversation and guaranteed laughs at hen's parties and adult celebrations.
Do the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 work effectively as functional drinking straws during parties?
Flexible construction allows these novelty straws to bend and position easily in any glass without snapping or breaking. The Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws maintain their realistic detail throughout the night while actually functioning as proper drinking straws for cold beverages.
Can the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 handle repeated use throughout an entire party event?
Quality food-grade plastic construction ensures these straws won't break or fade during extended party use. The Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws maintain their vibrant colors and detailed design even after hours of cocktails, photos, and continuous handling by party guests.
Is the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 designed for specific types of adult party organizers?
Hen's party planners wanting guaranteed laughs and memorable photos find these perfect conversation starters. Adult party hosts throwing girls' nights, bachelorette parties, or birthday celebrations appreciate the cheeky humor that breaks ice without going overboard into truly explicit territory.
Are Australian buyers able to get the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 shipped discreetly for their events?
Convenient packaging in a storage box makes transport easy while discrete shipping from MaleChastity.com.au ensures your Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws arrive safely across Australia. Perfect timing for last-minute party planning when you need guaranteed entertainment delivered quickly.

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