1 1

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles by Little Genie

$14.99
$14.99

Novelty sex position candles from Little Genie. Sculpted designs in vibrant colors for adult parties and intimate gatherings with clean-burning wax.

Key Features:

Sculpted sexual position designs guarantee party laughs and conversations

High-quality wax burns cleanly without smoke or residue mess

Vibrant colors create eye-catching centerpieces guests will remember forever

Perfect party size works for centerpieces and naughty nightstand additions

Multiple Kama Sutra poses provide maximum variety and entertainment

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NV-612-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-58222
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
Please hurry! Only 0 left in stock

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles from Little Genie are novelty candles sculpted into various sexual positions that provide mood lighting for adult parties and intimate gatherings. Each candle features detailed position designs in vibrant colors with high-quality wax for clean burning.

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Specifications

  • Brand: Little Genie
  • Material: High-quality wax
  • Key Feature: Sculpted sexual position designs
  • Ideal For: Adult parties, bachelorette events, intimate evenings

Why Choose F*ckers! Sex Position Candles

  1. Instant Conversation Starter: These cheeky candles break the ice and get everyone laughing at any adult gathering.
  2. Premium Quality Burn: High-grade wax burns cleanly and evenly, lasting through your entire party and beyond.
  3. Eye-Catching Centerpieces: Vibrant colors and detailed sculpting make these unforgettable table decorations that guests will remember.

How F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Work

Light these beauties up and watch the magic happen. The moment guests spot these position-shaped flames, the laughter starts flowing and inhibitions start melting away. Unlike basic massage candles that just provide ambiance, these sculptural masterpieces become the star of your event, sparking conversations and creating memories that last long after the wax burns down.

What sets F*ckers apart is the attention to detail in each position design. You get a variety pack of hilariously crafted poses that transform ordinary mood lighting into interactive entertainment.

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Features

  • Multiple Position Designs: Each candle showcases different Kama Sutra-inspired poses for maximum variety and laughs
  • Vibrant Color Range: Bright, bold colors that pop against any party decor or bedroom setting
  • Perfect Party Size: Ideal dimensions for centerpieces, party favors, or naughty nightstand additions
  • Clean Burning Formula: Premium wax ensures even melting without smoke or residue mess

Adult Party Candles Comparison

Style/Type Best For What Makes It Different
F*ckers! Position Candles Party hosts wanting laughs Detailed sexual position sculptures with humor
Basic Novelty Candles Mild adult themes Simple shapes without intricate detailing
Traditional Party Candles Conservative gatherings Standard designs without adult themes

Who F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Are For

Bachelorette Party Planners: You want your bride-to-be event to be unforgettable and filled with laughter. These candles guarantee shocked giggles and endless photo opportunities that become legendary party stories. Perfect alongside our scented candles for layered ambiance.

Couples Seeking Playful Romance: You want to add humor and naughtiness to date nights without taking things too seriously. These conversation pieces bring out your playful sides together.

Why F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Deliver

These aren't just candles - they're guaranteed memory makers that transform any gathering from ordinary to legendary. The detailed sculpting combined with quality wax means you get both entertainment and functionality. When you want your guests talking about your party months later, F*ckers brings the perfect blend of shock, humor, and sex position cushions inspiration that creates those "I can't believe you actually had those" moments everyone loves.

From the Community

Real experience:

I brought these to my mate's 30th and the reaction was priceless. The moment people walked in and saw them lit up on the table, the whole vibe shifted from awkward small talk to everyone cracking up and pointing out their favorite positions.

What surprised me was how they kept the energy going all night. Every time someone new arrived, we got to watch their face change from confusion to shock to uncontrollable laughter. These little flames became the best ice breaker I've ever used.

Explore More

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles are part of our wider range of adult party accessories. Discover more options in the party dolls collection to find exactly what you are looking for.

Get F*ckers! Sex Position Candles

Ready to light up your next adult gathering with guaranteed laughs? MaleChastity.com.au delivers these conversation starters with discrete shipping Australia-wide. Your guests will never forget this party.

Malechastity.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, Maleshastity.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully. 

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles from Little Genie and what type of novelty item are they?
Novelty candles sculpted into detailed sexual positions, F*ckers! Sex Position Candles create mood lighting with humor for adult parties and intimate gatherings. High-quality wax burns cleanly while vibrant colors and Kama Sutra-inspired designs serve as conversation-starting centerpieces that guarantee memorable moments.
Are the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles suitable for creating party atmosphere and breaking the ice?
Perfect ice breakers for any adult gathering, these position-shaped flames instantly shift energy from awkward small talk to uncontrollable laughter. Premium wax formula ensures F*ckers! Sex Position Candles burn evenly throughout your entire event while detailed sculpting keeps guests entertained and engaged.
Why do the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles work better than basic novelty candles for adult entertainment?
Intricate detailing in each pose sets F*ckers! Sex Position Candles apart from simple novelty alternatives. Multiple Kama Sutra-inspired designs provide maximum variety while clean-burning wax delivers both functionality and entertainment, transforming ordinary mood lighting into interactive conversation pieces that create lasting memories.
What type of person would enjoy the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles for their gatherings?
Bachelorette party planners wanting unforgettable celebrations, couples seeking playful romance for date nights, adult party hosts craving guaranteed laughs, and anyone hosting gatherings where humor and naughtiness will break inhibitions. Those who enjoy shocking guests with cheeky conversation starters find F*ckers perfect.
Does MaleChastity.com.au ship the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles discreetly across Australia?
Discrete shipping delivers F*ckers! Sex Position Candles Australia-wide from MaleChastity.com.au, ensuring your party supplies arrive privately. Quality packaging protects the detailed wax sculptures during transit while maintaining confidentiality, so you can surprise guests without neighbors knowing about your cheeky centerpiece plans.

Related Products

Recently Viewed

Why Shop With Male Chastity Australia?

FAST ORDER DISPATCH

We ship same day on all in-stock orders placed before 12pm! Free shipping on all orders above $200.

DISCREET PACKAGING

All of our shipments come in discreet packaging ensuring those nosy neighbours will never know!

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

We ship our full range of products worldwide with fast dispatch for orders before 12pm Sydney EST!