Evolved OVAL OFFICE Wireless Egg by Evolved Novelties

The Evolved OVAL OFFICE Wireless Egg by Evolved Novelties is a wireless vibrator controlled by remote from up to 9 metres away, making it ideal for partner play and solo exploration. Twelve distinct vibration patterns and a waterproof design give you options whether you're alone or with someone else.

Design and build

The Evolved OVAL OFFICE Wireless Egg by Evolved Novelties combines a compact silicone egg with a handheld wireless remote, creating a vibrator system that separates control from sensation. The egg measures just 8.5 cm in height, making it discreet and easy to conceal, while the remote sits comfortably in your palm at 6.2 cm long. Unlike corded vibrators that limit positioning and freedom, this wireless design lets you or a partner adjust intensity from across the room.

Body-safe silicone forms the egg, smooth and non-porous, whilst the remote uses durable ABS plastic that won't degrade over time. The waterproof construction means both parts handle moisture without electronic failure, a feature that opens up shower and bath play without compromise. A 7 cm retrieval cord adds confidence and safety during internal use.

Key features

• Twelve vibration modes: Each pattern delivers distinct sensations, from subtle flutter to deep pulsation, letting you build intensity gradually or jump straight to what works for you.
• Nine-metre wireless range: The extended remote connection creates opportunities for partner surprise and anticipation whilst maintaining a reliable, consistent signal throughout.
• USB rechargeable battery: Eliminates the need for battery replacements, so you charge once and enjoy uninterrupted playtime without running out of power mid-session.
• Fully waterproof design: Shower, bath, and pool use carry no risk of damage, opening up pleasure in wet environments without worry or hesitation.
• Body-safe construction: Silicone and ABS plastic are phthalate and latex-free, prioritising comfort and safety with every use.

Specs in full

• Egg dimensions: 8.5 cm height × 3.6 cm width × 3.6 cm depth; weighs approximately 55 grams.
• Remote dimensions: 6.2 cm height × 3.7 cm width × 1.6 cm depth.
• Material: Body-safe silicone (egg), ABS plastic (remote).
• Colour: Green.
• Vibration modes: 12 distinct speeds and patterns.
• Wireless range: 9 metres.
• Power source: USB rechargeable internal battery.
• Waterproof rating: Fully waterproof.
• Retrieval cord: 7 cm for safe internal use.
• Box contents: Egg, remote, USB charging cable, retrieval cord.

Getting started with a wireless vibrator

Charge the egg fully via USB before your first use—usually two to three hours—then power it on using the remote button. Insert the egg slowly and use the retrieval cord to keep it secure. Press the remote button to cycle through vibration patterns one at a time, or hold it to jump between speeds within each pattern. Start at lower intensities to understand how the sensations feel, then experiment to find what brings you genuine pleasure.

During partner use, hand control to your partner and let them explore the patterns whilst you focus entirely on sensation. The 9-metre range means they can step away or stay close, building anticipation through surprise. If you're using ticklers or other toys alongside this egg, test compatibility first to avoid interference. Always clean thoroughly with warm soapy water after each session, dry completely, and store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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Care and storage

Wash the silicone egg with warm soapy water and a soft cloth after each use, drying it thoroughly before storage. Wipe the remote with a damp cloth only—never submerge it—and allow it to air-dry completely. Store both in a clean, cool, dry drawer away from direct sunlight and heat. Check the retrieval cord regularly for any wear or fraying. Keep the USB cable safe and use only the supplied charger to avoid battery damage.

Dig deeper

Wireless vibrators suit partner play because one person controls sensation while the other receives it, building communication and anticipation. The best wireless models maintain reliable connection at their stated range without lag or disconnection. Read more about couples' vibrators and how to choose the right one for your dynamic in our guide to We Vibe 4 Plus Number 1 Couples Vibrator.

What to expect

First-time users often find the egg smaller and lighter than expected, which makes insertion straightforward and comfortable. The retrieval cord feels reassuring during internal use and doesn't interfere with sensation. Start with vibration mode 1 or 2 to understand how the sensations build through your body before advancing to higher intensities.

The wireless connection is stable at the advertised 9-metre range, though walls and obstacles can reduce it slightly. Battery life typically lasts 60 to 90 minutes of continuous use per charge, depending on which vibration pattern you select. Most people find the mid-range patterns (modes 6–8) offer the best balance between intensity and battery efficiency.

Cleaning is straightforward—warm soapy water works perfectly, and the smooth silicone surface doesn't trap debris or bacteria. The egg resists discolouration and doesn't develop odours with proper care. Battery performance remains consistent for years if you charge regularly and avoid prolonged storage in cold or heat.

Some users prefer corded vibrators for maximum power, whilst others find wireless freedom more exciting. Those exploring prostate stimulation may want to combine this egg with a prostate-specific vibrator for targeted results. Return rates remain low, suggesting most buyers find what they're looking for in the design and performance.

How it compares

Worth adding to your collection?

Get the Evolved OVAL OFFICE Wireless Egg by Evolved Novelties if you're ready to explore wireless pleasure with a partner or add genuine vibration variety to solo sessions. The combination of twelve vibration patterns, waterproof construction, and nine-metre remote range makes it suitable for most bodies and most situations. Order it from Malechastity.com.au with discreet Australia-wide delivery and discover why wireless vibrators have become a standard choice for couples seeking control, surprise, and reliable sensation. Australian Owned, Australian Stocked.