{"product_id":"happy-fucking-birthday-fu-finger-candle","title":"Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Candle from Little Genie is a novelty birthday candle that displays a middle finger gesture with bold text. Standing 10cm tall and crafted from quality candle wax, it delivers shock value and laughter to adult birthday celebrations and parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"quick-facts\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHappy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Candle Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Little Genie Products\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Candle Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10cm height\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKey Feature:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle finger design with cheeky birthday message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult birthday parties and celebrations with humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Choose the Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Candle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstant Conversation Starter:\u003c\/strong\u003e That middle finger and bold message gets everyone laughing and breaks the ice immediately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuality Construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium candle wax burns clean and stands sturdy throughout your entire celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnforgettable Memory Maker:\u003c\/strong\u003e Creates those hilarious moments your friends will still be talking about years later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow the Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Candle Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight this bad boy and watch the room erupt in laughter as that defiant middle finger stands proud on the birthday cake. The 10cm height makes it impossible to miss, while the quality wax ensures it burns evenly without toppling over. 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